G8-Lied (Satiretext à la Maschendrahtzaun)

zur einstimmung auf das g8-treffen der hit "maschendrahtzaun" von stefan raab aus dem jahr 1999 gipfelkonform umgedichtet - mit verteilten rollen:
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(falls jemand die Melodie vergessen haben sollte: hier ist sie).
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G8-Song "sicherheitszaun in den morning"
sicherhheitszaun= barbed-wire fence

George Bush:
I’m a lonesome rider,
I’m a real tough guy.
I tell you livin’ ain’t easy,
But every day I try.

Angela Merkel:
I’m Chefin from G8 and
I’ve already known
to live near Holy Damm
behind a Sicherheitszaun.
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George Bush:
I’m a hard-working man.
I don’t need much in life.
I got my Airforce One
And Laura is my wife.
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Angela Merkel:
All I really need can surely be found
I need G8, / I need a Gipfeland
a Sicherheitszaun.
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Refrain (ALLE):
Sicherheitszaun in the morning,
Sicherheitszaun late at night,
Sicherheitszaun in the evening,
Sicherheitszaun makes us feel all right!
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Tony Blair:
And if I ever be king,
and I get a crown
Then it would surely be
made of Sicherheitszaun.
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Nicolas Sarkozy:
All the Frenchies wanna have me.
’Cause je suis très sexy
Berlusconi is my Vorbild
And yachts are made for me.
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I’m a Kärcher-Man,
baby,I know how to clean towns
And I pust them all out
Of the Sicherheitszaun.
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Tony Blair:
But now time has gone by
And something happened to me.
I’m only half the man
I used to be.
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I was the sexiest Premier,
and now it's Gordon Brown
This is my last show
in the Sicherheitszaun.
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Refrain (ALLE):
Sicherheitszaun in the morning ...
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Wladimir Putin:
I am the Russian sheriff.
I’m fighting for Gazprom.
I spreche sehr gut German,
’Cause I was a Spion.
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George Bush:
I’m hunting Taliban
near Tora-Bora-Town /
And I put them all on Cuba
in a Sicherheitszaun.
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ALLE
And now the story starts
We meet in Holy Damm
Protected by police
It is a big tam-tam!
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We did a lot of travelling,
but now we settle down /
We get rid of Bono behind
the Sicherheitszaun.

Refrain (ALLE):
Sicherheitszaun in the morning ...
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Lyrics von Buttlar/Röttger
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found: farliblog.de via: financial times deutschland
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siehe auch:
G8-Gipfel in Scheinheiligendamm
bilder- und videosammlung G8-sicherheit
G8-Karikaturen